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thong - TOUCHED
February 19th 2008
This weekend I drank some orange liquer that was as old as I am. It tasted similar to those preserved orange peels you get at chinese herbal stores. The last time I had preserved orange peel it was cured with salt and pepper.... and made Dentyne Ice look like a pansy.
Other than that, apparently one of my family's new two cats has a tapeworm of some type. My mother found out by observing it waving at her from the cat's asshole as it walked by.
I'm not sure if this is an urban legend or not, but apparently tapeworm egg sacs were sold in Quebec as a diet pill. I'm not really sure how good of a business model that was, as the product reproduces and no longer needs to be purchased again. Now what they need to do is geneteically engineer tapeworms to only live for a short period of time and have limited reproductive ability, then we could have a serious product. They'd be like those wonderful genetically modified food scientists, taking back money from those fat, lazy, slothful farmers of the 3rd world.
Time to work.
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